What If You Fail?

How funny to hear the words “but what if you fail?” from a friend.

I have perhaps 80 years in total on this planet, how on earth could I ever fail? Sure, I could have projects that weren’t as successful as I would have liked. Or projects that were complete flops. But what will that matter in the long run? By long run, I mean the super long run. You know, when I’m dead. Continue reading

The Pole Dancing Lawyer, the Cheesemaker, and Me.

My friend’s a pole dancing lawyer. That’s right. Pole dancing….lawyer.

This milfy little elfin creature elegantly glides her tiny agile body around the pole while discussing criminal law legislation with her husband, who’s also a lawyer. Actually, I don’t know if that ever happens, but it would be cool. She also has about a zillion kids (3 kids), and a stomach you could cut potatoes on (or grate cheese, whatever floats your boat). Read more